Christened “Gideon” it took a Jewish Nursery School teacher who couldn’t pronounce the colloquial diminutive “Gielie” to change that to “Kallie”. Confusion has reigned ever since, but Kallie is Gideon is G (Kallie) Erasmus and whatever you would prefer to call me is fine; I still look the same in the mirror.
Presently most-time environmental law consultant, part-time chef at Koggelmander Kos- en Kunshuis (www.koggelmander.co.za) and accidental artist, I have a background in law and the social sciences and was once the founding Head of the Centre for Development Administration at the University of South Africa where I also taught Political Science.
An unpleasant encounter with a dead donkey while driving a much-beloved red Jeep Wrangler left my wife Tilla and I quite badly hurt and in need of a gentler space which explains why we live at the foot of the Swartberg (Black Mountain) Pass in a tiny town called Prince Albert at the very edge of the semi-arid region of South Africa known as the Karoo.
It worries me that we live in a world gone mad. More people in more places are more wretched than ever before and the more we learn and the more technology we develop the less we seem able to cope. As one author (I think it was Oliver Jones in “Affluenza”) said, the better off we become, the unhappier we get.
Like Tom Robbins (if you haven’t read “In Defiance of Gravity” in “Wild Ducks Flying Backwards” I suggest you do so as soon as you can) and Kurt Vonnegut Jnr I refuse to be bludgeoned into submission by exponentially increasing bleakness and prefer to insist on joy despite everything – the title of my Blog comes from something Robbins says in the essay; I tried to reach him to ask if it would be okay to use it but couldn’t so I hope he forgives my doing so and sees it for the compliment it is meant to be.
In my mind there is absolutely no doubt that we can all swim easy in the deep – and already do; that there are massive vested interests who would like nothing better than for us not to remember how; and that the hardest part of living in a Crazy world is figuring out how easy it really is.
In this Blog I will share my insights into how life and everything works and how to live it. Not because I know, but precisely because I don’t. Because as Kinky Friedman says: “The unaimed arrow never misses”.
If I ever do manage to get hold of Tom Robbins – and I don’t intend giving up anytime soon – I will ask him for permission to launch a crusade in defiance of gravity (as in bleak, not aaahhhh … thud!) and everyone will be invited to join. Until then we’ll just Blog on as best we can.